Sunday, October 26, 2008

Middle Class Part 38: Issues Article 11; Gas Tax v. Cap, Economy and Predetermined Innocence and Guilt

John Adams: In the first episode of the HBO special “John Adams” John’s wife Abigail, played well by Laura Linney, spoke these words to the future second president of the United States: “You have overburdened your argument with ostentatious erudition. You do not need to quote great men to show you are one.” There is a vast chasm which separates me from John Adams in terms of demonstrated ability, overall erudition, powers of expression, and of course, historical relevance- that all hardly needed to be written. One thing it appears I have in common with Adams is a healthy disrespect for brevity, if the representation of Adams’ continued bloviating is accurately portrayed by Paul Giamatti, via the writers of the special. While Adams should not have felt compelled to prove his worth by quoting other great men in order to advance a point, I do not have that problem . . . I need all the help I can get and will quote great women in order to close the gap. Abigail’s words were spoken to John the night before he was to address the jury which was to decide the fate of a few British soldiers he was defending who were accused of firing upon some unarmed Bostonians, killing five (an act thereafter known as the Boston Massacre).


Abigail Adams: I am merely rummaging through selected internet articles, books and columns and certain historical documents (a number of well-chosen quotations, the Constitution, The Federalist Papers, economic masterpieces- Friedman’s Capitalism and Freedom, etc.) in an effort to prove to the stubborn, who may be somewhat inclined to heed warnings laid out before them to convince them that the more conscionable act is to vote the interests of posterity, which will provide their descendents a more fair shake in the future. 'Tis true, I would rather not continue the attempt to pluck ripe fruit from a tree that has no possibility of growing any, or whose best growing seasons never were all that commendable. (Remember- I cut down an apple tree this spring- this metaphor is far more real than those who have not read parts 16, 17 and 27 might suppose.) While it is unclear whether the historical Abigail Adams actually spoke the above words, (maybe they were just in the script)- it is usually assumed that she spoke these, albeit about fifty years after Daniel Defoe wrote them: “All men would be tyrants if they could.” These words are never more meaningful and pertinent as when a national election is less than two weeks away.

Are we there yet?: Have you decided to actually dig the foundation of independence or sow the crop of entrenched politicians for yet another election cycle? Perhaps this line of thinking will at some point appeal to those otherwise inclined to vote for an Independent until they consider that vote would hand the election to a republican. Our kids may ask us continually if we have reached the intended destination that was a long way off when the journey started. Unfortunately, we cannot show impatient little ones the progress until we have reached the destination. Their station, and often their contentment, is assured when the trip has been completed. I hope that the adults, in regards to the genuine and acknowledged existence of a formidable extended party, wait until the destination has been reached before asking the question which heads this paragraph. Surely we cannot show progress in obviating the plans of the major parties who will control the future’s of our children even more than they have controlled our present, until we buckle up for the bumpy ride of voting “hell no to the status quo.” It makes little sense to have those who won’t condescend to dip their toe in the pool of truth tell those who are swimming in it that the water is too cold. It must make sense to the illogical to cast a ballot for essentially the same candidate they cast their vote against. Sure, welcome the wolf into the den of thieves, for that is what you do when you mitigate against true change, by stubbornly and insecurely proclaiming that if you will not second my choice of candidates, thou shalt not speak. Continue to justify the continually displayed present political antics so that no common breed of candidate will much respect you. “An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.” - Winston Churchill

The best candidate: People will contend that we are to choose among the best of the legitimate candidates. Considering the two candidates presented before us who have so exhausted us with what they will do once they occupy the office of the president of the United States, never minding how, I am afraid that the best candidate is not among those of which I am not forced to choose. Yeah, even I had to read that sentence again to see if it made any sense, and I wrote it. There is no law respecting the manner in which one is obliged to vote for either of the two candidates who won their respective primaries/marathons- an election season that has been going for nearly all of my 25-month-old’s life. Since there is little chance of better types of candidates prevailing at election time because of the money which propels, and the media which excuses, the candidates of both major parties, the better act is voting for the only real change we are likely to realize, the complete disavowel of the system and those who too eagerly make their way in it. If, in this world, a 43-year-old Japanese woman can divorce her online husband in a virtual game world and that can make her so angry that she can later kill his digital persona, I can practice and preach that measured steps can be taken to overhaul the way in which we think about our vote and mock those who are loosely tied to fetters they have a mind and the power to untie. (For more on the “Angry Online Divorcee ‘Kills’ Virtual Ex-Hubby” see the Associated Press article written by Mai Yamaguchi.

god suit: I concluded last time with a joke about the Babylonians suing god. Last week I found an article about a Nebraska legislator who sued god for a reason that I do not completely understand. The case was dismissed by a county district judge on the grounds that the “plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a lawsuit to move forward.” My assertion, that god could have been sued by people’s made to speak a different language by the all powerful, is looking quite a bit more substantial, and in keeping with just one of the overused words of the election season- more “fundamental.” For the particulars of the god case, see “Suit Against God Tossed over Lack of Address.” Associated Press, October 15, 2008. Huh, I address god all the time. I say- ‘god can’t you see to it that when hypocrites pray to you for guidance, you subliminally direct them to cast a vote which is more in line with their conscience, should such a psychological entity still remain after years of whoring it out to the devil they feel they know. For this is a more meaningful vote on behalf of the future of this nation as a whole?’

quod licet lovi non licet bovi: or- “what is permitted to Jupiter is not permitted to an ox.” For example- If an “important” person, say a political candidate, lies about how aggressively they will pursue resolutions to the nightmares their own party caused, we should forgive them, but we cannot lie about taking our kids to McDonalds for dinner because of our promise to reward their good behavior. We should continue to vote for those we cannot hold accountable separately while we are at a loss as to how to hold them accountable collectively. Rather, we speak the language all politicians love- the babble of indefatigable self-righteousness. God can make the Babylonians speak different languages for their intent to build a tower to the sky that did not have a prayer of reaching god’s heaven, (excepting that during a time where heaven may formerly have been a lot closer to earth), but we cannot punish our “representatives” for allowing the divisiveness between peoples to continue and grow in volume- volume in the auditory sense and in terms of sheer numbers. The population of the United States will be, according to the U.S. Census Bureau, more than 440 million by 2050, from its already not so comfortable 305 million.




Cap and Trade v. Carbon Taxation

I promised to get to the Cap v. Tax debate as it concerns fossil fuel emissions in a footnote in part 30. You thought, and/or hoped I had forgotten.

Cap vs. Tax: In a May 3, 2008 article “Cap vs. Tax Debate” (http://nyses.org/Main/CapVSTaxDebate) Wyldon King Fishman writes that the “cutting of emission of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases is not just necessary, but it is also relatively affordable.” Fishman explains the scientific background:

“Carbon is present in all fossil fuels because fossil fuel comes from massive pockets in the earth formed when huge ferns and animals like dinosaurs were swallowed up in one of earth’s many cataclysmic times. After we burn fossil fuel one of the gasses given off is carbon dioxide, CO2. CO2 . . . hangs in the lower atmosphere since it’s quite light weight and it remains there. Some heat in the air use[d] to escape our planet’s atmosphere but now it cannot because CO2 re-radiates heat back. It doesn’t heat the earth, it traps heat. It doesn’t kill polar bears, its cumulative effect kills polar bears.”

“We know exactly how much CO2 remains after coal, oil or natural gas is burned. Coal emits 80% more than natural gas and 30% more than oil. Therefore, the dirty coal plants are most effected and they will pay the most in a cap and trade system. Each year the cap for coal would become harder and harder to meet. Natural gas plants get off relatively easy. Natural gas would have more credits to sell and coal would have none . . . Coal has a big team of lobbyists.”

“. . . a carbon tax would be levied on the producers of coal, oil and natural gas upstream either at the point of mining here in the US or as they are imported.”

As Fishman explains: A carbon cap and trade system would be more difficult to implement than it has been for other projects and countries due to the high volume of companies and entities in the U.S. “Insurmountable problems come with expansion and monitoring accountability scams . . . Even if it has an identifying fingerprint [like a smell, taste or can be dimly seen being evacuated from a building] it’s a massive undertaking to monitor zillions of sites emitting carbon.” That may be so, but implementing such a system and the subsequent need for qualified carbon emissions monitor specialists would do wonders for the unemployment rate- should the unemployed not find being a border patrol agent to their liking (this was mentioned in parts 22-27, who knows which part for sure). Surely, there is a “lack of transparency and the easy ability to have fraudulent outcomes” as Fishman writes, and the idea of creating a “new bureaucracy or the [reliance] upon self-reporting” would be an economical and environmental risk, but one we should take. We waste billions on dead ends all the time, that do not have the possible pay off a Cap and Trade system may provide. Keep in mind, this system, would in the long run be cheaper for the taxpayer and better for the environment.

Carbon Tax Center: An alternative to Cap and Trade is presented by the Carbon Tax Center. CTC thinks that a carbon tax approach is better than a carbon cap-and-trade system for many reasons, among them are these:

“1. Carbon taxes will lend predictability to energy prices, whereas cap-and-trade systems will aggravate the price volatility that historically has discouraged investments in less carbon-intensive electricity generation, carbon-reducing energy efficiency and carbon-replacing renewable energy.”

“2. Carbon taxes can be implemented much sooner than complex cap-and-trade systems . . . we do not have the luxury of waiting while the myriad details of a cap-and-trade system are resolved through lengthy negotiations.” While this may be true to an extent, we are already wasting time by not having already begun these negotiations. Also, I read it takes $9 billion for one oil refinery to be built in the U.S. In this economy, after all is said and done, it isn’t certain that any refineries will be built by the estimated 2015 completion date. The government is nothing if not patient- excusing the cap-and-trade system due to a long start-up period is hardly a major impediment and is quite akin to a parent telling a neighbor how smart their child is, excepting when it comes to a derelict child understanding why they were punished for some transgression they were brilliant enough to transact.

More justification: The other reasons for implementing a carbon tax system according to the Carbon Tax Center- 3) carbon taxes are transparent and easily understandable to the public; 4) the carbon tax system would be easier to implement, more difficult for the special interests to manipulate and more difficult for them to undermine the public confidence in it; 5) “carbon taxes address emissions of carbon from every [business] sector,” not just the electricity industry from which 60% of U.S. CO2 emissions are derived; and 6) “Carbon tax revenues can be returned to the public through progressive tax-shifting, while the costs of cap-and-trade systems are likely to become a hidden tax as dollars flow to market participants.”

More carbon emission proposed resolutions: Whatever! We could debate the merits of Cap and Trade vs. Carbon Taxation for a few millennia and probably as long as it will take to see dinosaurs again roming the earth and not pacify everyone, just decide on something, even if it only marginally appears to be better than another possibility. My proposal would be to state the obvious. We have 50 states. Try both solutions in a number of pilot states, selecting some of the more heavy fossil fuel burning states to participate in the cap-and-trade method and some in the carbon tax system. Select twenty states in total, ten to follow each format. Of those, select 3 heavy fossil fuel burning states, 3 that are quantified, known average fossil fuel burning states and 4 that do not pollute the air as much as most of the others. After 2-4 years, get a sense, from a genuine attempt of each style of which is the preferred method. After the merits of one has soundly proven to have bettered the other option, expand the program across the country, mandating its organizing principles, clearly communicating its goals, adequately devising checks and measures to ensure proper implementation and establishing punishments for violating the adopted and preferred method, you would be presumably be saving taxpayer's money, would no longer be beholden to foreign countries in this area and would be treating the environment the way your children would like it to be treated. Yes, I could have gone on for about five more pages, quoting from dismissive authoritarian experts, morally bankrupt politicians and the like, after having investigated and quoted from dozens of other sources, but why? There may very well be an additional set of potential resolutions, now or down the road, that make much more sense than the two leading the pack at this time, but we have to start somewhere.

Just more: For more on this sub-sub-topic please read the Carbon Tax Center’s article on “Pricing Carbon Efficiently and Equitably” at http://www.carbontax.org/issues/carbon-taxes-vs-cap-and-trade/.

Just more II: This article which I included a link to in part 31, is also worthy of note- http://gristmill.grist.org/story/2008/1/30/17554/0835, courtesy of Grist, Environmental News & Commentary, written by Alan Durning on January 31, 2008 discusses the merits of a cap-and-dividend system that would benefit your Joe the plumber types. It’s “not going to end poverty or reverse the widening income gaps that plague our continent” which is the preeminent reason for this whole 38 part blog epic, but some form of fossil fuel burning accountability is a very substantial step in the right direction.

Just more III: No one has an easy answer to this problem, but this type of taunting, from a respondent to the story I just referenced above is not going to get us any closer to a solution. Some anonymous punk writes: “you will let the earth burn while you devise the perfect system never close to being implemented . . . prove me wrong: show me your votes . . . show me the votes in the Congress that you have . . . tell me the districts that you will win to get the necessary margin of victory . . . you cannot do it.” That seems about as productive as a boa constrictor taking medication for a heart condition that masks symptoms of a digestive disorder that are most apparent immediately after a rat has been consumed.

Just more IV: More food for thought on this topic- “Beware of Cap and Trade Climate Bills” Ben Lieberman, December 6, 2007, The Heritage Foundation. In this article Lieberman writes of a regressive tax, lost jobs, and an inadequate environmental gain stemming from the passage of S. 2191 (America’s Climate Security Act of 2007). Seeking Alpha’s (a website) Jim Kingsdale posted a column on “Why Exxon Still Denies Peak Oil” on May 2, 2008 and it touched off a then 10 page community of experts tirade that is probably still going on. The comments made by the peak oil intelligentsia are more educational, frightening, logical and irritating than the posted column itself. One guy, who probably waited in line outside Target to buy Star Trek, The Next Generation, season 1 on DVD wrote these words- “Growing evidence (Lost City hydrothermal vent etc.) indicates that hydrocarbons are being constantly generated abiogenetically in the Earth’s mantle and crust. Furthermore, Transocean continues to drill deepbelow the mythological biogenic “oil window” claimed by cultists . . . and other Peak Oil propagandists.” Sir, do you get out of your basement much? What color is the sun in your world, which will soon be blotted out by your overconfident assertions? This guy is more annoying than the contractor my company hired to perform automated tests using an application that it might be supposed he whittled from the unused brain cells he had planned on using to demonstrate how much of a jackass he could be at his last job. Great, you kept some in reserve. I heard Stacey Keibler sells her panties on ebay and gives the proceeds to charity . . . there is no joke or fancy connection I wish to make here; I just thought I would mention that.

Global warming/climate change: Call the effects of burning fossil fuels and emitting greenhouse gases which circulate amid our environment what you will, the scientific phenomenon of environmental warming is becoming increasingly difficult to explain away as some climate aberrations, when you stop looking at average temperatures and the like. Read the article- “It’s a Poor Time to Exploit Oil Shale” Minneapolis Star Tribune, October 12, 2008, Opinion Exchange section, page 4. The writer explains the reason why we shouldn't use oil shale and writes that “The term ‘oil shale’ refers to a class of sedimentary rocks containing high concentrations of kerogen, a geological ancestor of oil, which can be transformed into petroleum by heating it to extremely high temperatures before processing." The writer then explains that “the extraction of oil from shale requires a tremendous amount of energy, energy that would be produced from fossil-fuel-burning power plants that contribute to global warming.” The writer of the column tells firsthand of seeing “two major ice shelves of Ellesmere Island” in the Arctic regions of our own continent. He maintains that “Fifty percent of the summer sea ice on the Arctic Ocean was lost.” I think he would know. He isn’t some scientist pontificating in a lab in southern California, or some senator voting down sensible alternative energy resolutions in congress. His name is Will Steger- perhaps you’ve heard of him.

Al Gore and green energy: This article appeared in the Opinion Exchange section (OP 11) of the Minneapolis Star Tribune, July 30, 2008, under the heading “Green Energy Means Jobs, Here at Home” and was written by David Foster. This article outlined the number of green jobs, perhaps as many as 252,000 for Minnesotans alone, that would be made available for “welders, sheet-metal workers, machinists and truck drivers” (hopefully after that prevailing wage business gets worked out- see part 33) if we put “global-warming solutions to work.” But instead we should resolve to do nothing and complain about an oil company like ConocoPhillips which “reported a 51 percent increase in revenues” as we continue to avoid taxing them even more. A very intelligent group of people, among them someone I am related to by marriage, have indicated that there is largely nothing to be done to stem the tide of businesses that can hide their profits in foreign markets as they continue to rake it in. If those companies are selling to a hundred million American consumers in the United States, for we use quite a bit of gas I've been told, there is most definitely a way to regulate their actions in the private market. (A massive picture of Al Gore appears above the article which attends to his pet environmental concerns without referring to his environmental hypocrisy- i.e. that he flies in a jet and owns a large home which both needlessly injure the environment; I am not getting into that here.)

Appendicitis: We continue to vote far too many politicians into office that ought to remind us of an appendix, if not in form (such that they resemble a worm in shape), then most certainly in function. I am referring to the vermiform appendix and not to the type of appendix which is often comprised of sometimes useful statistical or bibliographic material which appears at the end of a book. Sometimes we are missing something by not having, or not reading, that supplemental material. And if I were referring to that type of appendix, I could state that politicians are too often delinquent in withholding the when, how, and why of the what's they propose- information that would most properly be delivered to us in the twilight of their crude or fanciful speeches. The politician, like the appendix (of the vermiform variety), may be something that we could stand to remove without our suffering by its absence- addition by subtraction at its best. According to dictionary.com, “the appendix has no known function in present day humans” just like the present day politician. It may formerly have played a role “in the digestive system in humans of earlier times.” The fact that most of us still have our appendix and a decent, sensible number of us are having difficulty digesting what “our” candidates say, and how they will be able to do what they say, makes this a perfect analogy. (Note: what we would do without politicians I have mentioned before- we vote using the referendum approach, which is the truest form of direct democracy available, which is one reason that this countries policy makers wouldn't stand for it. The big issues of the day may still be divisively debated and a certain number of politicians would still be needed to transact the business of the locality, state and country, but the voter would not be as subjected to the inherent flaws that comfortable representatives seedily enjoy. We would decide upon which issues are those that would come up for a referendum vote well in advance so that all voters could research the issue about as much as they do now- which, would equate in gallons, to the amount of pig milk the average citizen has consumed in their lifetime. Those issues need hardly be repeated as I have spent months identifying and investigating them.)

Do something: The two words which head this short paragraph are directly applicable to the closing two, non-parenthesied, sentences of the previous paragraph . . . see, about the appendix and the fact that it serves no useful purpose. I would advocate less bickering and more results and once Obama finds himself in the white house with a majority of democrats in the house and senate, you better damn well get some things done for the middle class, or we'll vote your sorry behinds out two years from now. “There are risks and costs to a program of action. But they are far less than the long range risks and costs of comfortable inaction.” - John F. Kennedy. Anyone need a list of issues upon which both parties have failed to act definitively? . . . national debt, social security, welfare, Iraq, getting Bin Laden, health care, education, immigration, taxation, free-market and restraint of trade, etc.


Economy and Infrastructure

1) The source: “Economic Woes Lead to Retail Entrenchment”; Associated Press, March 10, 2008.

Quotes: “ . . . consumers who are closing their wallets amid rising gasoline prices and a housing slump are forcing specialty retailers to pare back their brands . . . ‘This is economic Darwinism’ said a real estate specialist.’ . . . Unless the economy dramatically improves . . . retail bankruptcies this year could reach the highest level since the 1991 recession.”

Comments: After reading this particular story, I initially considered that there were far too many malls and stores and we could use a downsizing of middle class spending on things the average taxpayer could not afford- overpriced jeans, Sharper Image gadgets that were unneeded, video gaming systems we thought we needed to have, and so on. But then I thought, people work in these stores and people own them and isn’t one thing that can get an economy turned around, a healthy retail market? Isn't that why the government gave us the economic stimulus checks this summer? This story isn’t so much alarming as it is noteworthy, at least for now. Industry people have said that vacancy rates for retail space, due to business costs and bankruptcies, in cities such as Kansas City, Mo. and San Antonio could hit 17-20 % at some point in 2008. Besides, anyone who sticks an adjective in front of the word Darwinism is some kind of a sociology scholar, with a Masters in B.S., a scholastic Darwinist you might say. There is social and economic Darwinism, so what about kitchen faucet Darwinism, backhoe Darwinism, school project Darwinism and ostentation Darwinism. John Adams would be forever connected to that last type.

2) The source: “Tough Choices for States During Budget Crisis”; Associated Press, July 31, 2008.

Quotes: California “is laying off as many as 22,000 state employees. New York’s governor is raising the possibility of selling—or . . . leasing—the Brooklyn Bridge. Nevada is burning through its rainy-day fund like a gambler on a losing streak. And Maryland is pinning its hopes on slot machines . . . The startlingly rapid drop-off in tax revenue is forcing many states to make some hard decisions: Raise taxes? Cut programs and jobs? Dip into reserves? Borrow money? Lease or sell state assets?"

Comments: State governments wouldn’t think of raising citizen taxes when we’re already going to be on the hook for bailing out corporate lending giants, can they? Naah. This couldn’t possibly affect the middle class detrimentally. And no homeowner should lose a territorial dispute with a bunny over the land which resides beneath his deck. I have far too many details that would cause you to think that I was almost as capable of dealing with Bugs as John Adams was with tolerating the likes of Alexander Hamilton, and there is at least as much intrigue.

I aim to strong-arm that rabbit away from the unused portion of land beneath my deck. I am the perfect mix of brain and brawn; unfortunately, both parts are equal without either part being substantial.

3) The source: “Report Says 1 in 4 U.S. Bridges Needs Repairs”; Associated Press, July 28, 2008.

Quotes: A “report cited Federal Highway Administration statistics that 152,000 out of the nation’s 600,000 bridges are either structurally deficient or functionally obsolete.” It is estimated that “at least $140 billion is needed to make major repairs or upgrades to one of every four U.S. bridges.”

Comments: That $140 billion price tag will easily go up to $150 billion for that amount of work, stretched out over a dozen years just to pay for the prevailing wage increases (see part 33). Oh yeah, and we have $162 billion going to the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq that have been taking quite a bit of the money we could spend revitalizing our own infrastructure, not to mention how much we have wasted on welfare fraud and oversight.

4) The source: “The Band Aids are Running Out”; Minneapolis Star Tribune editorial, A4 of the Opinion Exchange section, September 23, 2007.

Quotes: Twin Cities commuters wasted 30 gallons of fuel in 2007 during peak-time travel (i.e. during rush hour); those people wasted an average of 43 hours per person due to congestion. “The last major transportation package proposed in the [Minnesota] Legislature—by a bipartisan team of lawmakers—would have cost the average driver $250 per year. Congestion costs that same driver $790 in lost time and wasted fuel.”

Comments: There are all kinds of facts, figures, percentages and dollar amounts for the statistics enthusiast. We are spending more time driving in traffic on bridges that aren't all that safe, to make less money at jobs that pay us less, when adjusted for inflation. Given how productive some experts say we are, that is the type of logic for which only Obama could get us to cheer. Again, if productivity is up, then middle class Americans should be paid more.

5) The source: “An Electrifying Thought for Ford’s St. Paul Plant”; David Morris, Minneapolis Star Tribune, Opinion Exchange section- OP1 and OP2, November 25, 2007.

Quotes and comments: A Ford plant that was going to close remained open, invested in making a viable electrically-powered Ford Ranger and has preceded GM in releasing a “plug-in-vehicle” of its own. Now that is productivity. See, another positive article. You must be thinking, this guy cannot possibly be as petulent as John Adams.

6) The source: My 401k statement.

Quotes: "Holy shit!"

Comments: From the end of June 2008 to the second week in October, I lost almost $12,000 from my retirement account. For those people who continue to advise to leave the amount you are devoting to the purchase of stocks at lower prices ensuring that "when" the market turns around, you will make an incredible profit- just be quit now. The stock market has made fewer actual turns than someone who hasn’t gotten off the highway in seven years, since about 2001 for instance. Only a dead possum that’s been run over 359 times on an infrequently traveled county road can show this much patience. And just like the possum, the advice to be patient- STINKS! If I’ve bought seven years worth of stock, devoting 8-13% of my paycheck, at what are considered bargain prices, perhaps that is enough?

6) The source: “If Economy Goes South is Minnesota Prepared?” Lori Studevant, Minneapolis Star Tribune, Opinion Exchange section, December 2, 2007. (See no. 2 directly above if you feel this one is too provincial.)

Quotes: Various experienced people doled out the following opinions- 1) “ ‘The problem for local governments is that the property tax burden is back to where it was in 2001.’ ” 2) “State tax receipts come primarily from two big sources, a progressive income tax that no longer keeps pace with soaring incomes at the top and a sales tax that’s collected primarily on the purchase of durable goods, not services, food or clothing. ‘The [baby] boomers aren’t buying those things anymore.’ ” This was formerly a major source of sales tax money. 3) “ . . . make sure income tax is progressive enough. We’ve had so much increase in inequality in this decade. We have to make sure the income tax is adjusted so that it climbs up the (income) ladder.”

Comments: The second comment speaks to numbers 1 and 2 directly above under the Economy and Infrastructure heading. If people don’t have the money to buy things because of the cost of living increases not matching inflation, then if you raise their taxes in addition to that, who will be able to afford an over-priced sports utility vehicle, IPod docking station or mass quantities of blood meal that could be used to force the stubborn friggin’ bunny from beneath one's deck? Apparently I am not the only one who has identified the noticeably growing gap between the rich and middle class. I most agree with Obama in this area- on taxation. He has, if I am understanding him correctly, proposed to increase taxes on those that make over $250,000 a year (the richest 5%). And I only agree with him after such time as it has been determined that all federal, state and local budget money can be accounted for and spent in a justifiable manner- justifiable in accordance with the desires of a panel of diligent, objective philosopher kings of my choosing.

7) The source: “Changing the Current”; Steven Mufson, Washington Post, April 22, 2008.

Quotes: “California is one of 25 states that have adopted laws that require electric utilities to use more renewable resources . . . Although Congress failed to set a nationwide standard for utilities’ use of renewable resources as part of its energy bill last year, bills passed by state legislatures are steering utilities away from power plants that generate greenhouse gases. Wind power accounted for 30 percent of all new U.S. generating capacity last year, according to the American Wind Energy Association.”

Comments: See, I can deliver good news. Unfortunately, even should congress set a standard on the reduction of fossil fuel and greenhouse gas emissions, with the U.S. population expected to add well over 100 million residents in the next 40 years, it won’t be enough. If you request and demand that utilities, car manufacturers and big oil companies, among others, use 20-40% fewer environmentally toxic substances in order to transact business or power an automobile, the sheer volume of people expected to inhabit the country the next four decades will drastically minimize many measures used to alleviate environmental strains.

8) The source: “Capitalism and Freedom”; Milton Friedman, The University of Chicago Press, 1982, 202 pages.

Quotes: This book has as its major topic, economic matters of all types. No sensible man could incredulously walk away from half of the truths Friedman explains, and no reasonable man could pretend to agree with some of the half-truths. If I were to begin to quote from this book on this subtopic, I would not know when to stop from the standpoint of quoting him to support my argument as well as to refute his.

Comments: There is just as much to support as to deny. I realized I haven’t been as redundant as formerly, so I thought I would take the occasion to remind the reader of one of my infrequently used talents. If you have not read this book- what are you waiting for? I have already either referenced or quoted him in parts 6, 8-11, 19, 28, 31-33, 35 and 36. There are still quotable passages in his book that I have not either denounced or appreciated, but at this point it is time for a first-hand, diligent read of your own. Besides, I have yet to comment much on the free-market, free-trade aspect of economics and will probably bring up Friedman at that point.

Fait accomplis- Economy: That may be all I have, until I refer to economic issues while addressing taxation.

PS. Yeah, I was just kidding, I haven’t even displayed what I don’t know about the free market or what others I don't know, do know about the free market. See part 40, which I will not get to until after the election.


Election


E.J. Dionne Jr.: The overly liberal columnist writing for the Washington Post prior to the third presidential debate penned these words- not especially profound, true, interesting- not even necessary really: “. . . it’s unfair for political bystanders to attack Obama and McCain for offering few specifics as to how they’d fix an ailing economy.” The major point of Dionne’s article is that things are moving so fast in the economic solutions game that we need to just calm down long enough to let things play out before offering up hair-brained ideas on how to fix what might not be all that broken a month from now. Thing is, his opening two paragraphs really speak none of the sense he exhibits in the rest of his column. Dionne’s words, those which nurture the idea of patience amid potentially short-term market volatility, which is reasonable, and the idea that voters should curtail their enthusiasms when it comes to what they should expect from candidates in terms of issue resolution concepts, which is nonsensical, pale in comparison with these words- “Singular indeed that the people should be writhing under oppression and injury, and yet not one among them to be found, to raise the voice of complaint.” It is probable that Abraham Lincoln was referring to slaves but I expect that at least one of them at least murmured in protest against how roughly they were treated, and it goes without saying, had far more right to complain than I have, for the levels of injustice are far from comparable.

The Supermen must dress in the dark: The number and types of issues the president can resolve while in office, even those running for the office exaggerate. We are not electing a Superman who will cure all of our ills. On a smaller scale, it is difficult to believe that a U.S. senator or state congressmen would be able to solve all of our problems. It is clear, and maybe even fundamental, that the higher the politicians go up the food chain of political Darwinism (thought you would like that one), the more clueless they become to the needs of all types of people. Most candidates act as if they have attired themselves in the costume of a superhero. Remember, for some reason, all of the inhabitants of Metropolis but one, Lois Lane, had no idea about Superman’s identity and I think even she was clueless until she slept with him more than once. Superman is the only major superhero ever created and chronicled that, to my knowledge, has never been depicted with some type of mask. We, as voters, should be wiser than the denizens of a fictional city who were so easily duped; we know who these politicians are and are somehow blinded by their selfless ability to provide a public service? As much as the citizens of Metropolis could not figure out the identity of the man of steel, neither can the average voter conclude that the Bizarro Superman/politician is he who has least failed them in sound bite form. These candidate-Supermen must dress in the dark because their promises and those which they deliver upon do not often seem to match.

Allies- money, money, money, money: We cannot look to the media as an ally; a colleague reminded me that no moderator asked one question about the issue of immigration. Granted, the economy is a more important issue at this time, especially considering that immigrants are in no hurry to attempt to find work in our country in this economy. Similarly, the issue of campaign finance reform and how much each of the two candidates have spent this election was never addressed so far as I can remember. Nothing is said about where McCain and Obama are getting their money. Do a couple of Google searches on McCain and Obama “total campaign expenditures” and you will receive all kinds of results revealing how much each of them spent in September 2008 and some other suspect pieces of information about fictitious campaign donors, how much each has received from oil companies, big business, etc. The running total can be found at http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/election2008/campaign-finance-tracker.htm, which reveals that to date, McCain has collected more than $230 million and Obama more than $454 million. There are graphs showing how much both candidates have received by state, amount (i.e. number and size of individual contributions), by month (dating back to January 2007), and sector (i.e. health, finance and insurance, defense, energy, communications, construction, etc.) There are two sector categories that seem strange to me. There is an “other” category that is the second highest on the list, in terms of received campaign finance donations. The highest total, for both McCain and Obama is to be found in the category marked as “unknown.” Now, I ask, considering the country is on the hook for the economic bailout, should we really be trusting our vote to two parties that have raised well over $1 billion.*

Obama’s millions: With all that said, Obama has purchased 30 minutes of air time within a week of election day- http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27107689. Well, that’s something to look forward to. Obama has so much money to spend, it is like “Brewster’s Millions” all over again . . . and I don’t mean Punky Brewster. Monty Brewster, played by Richard Pryor in the 1985 film, must spend $30 million in 30 days, as a condition in his dead uncle’s will, in order to collect $300 million. Not that farfetched really, because wasn’t it Obama’s uncle who liberated the Jews from Auschwitz, or some collection of campaign finance donors that promised if he spent $300 million on the campaign to get elected, he could further screw up the country after he was president, by continuing to run up the national debt and over-extending the federal budget? Sounds just like the plot to the movie I mentioned above. In the movie, Brewster could not have any assets after spending that $30 million; I wonder at the number of assets the average middle class American will have during the Obama presidency.** I was left with a choice- make an elaborate comparison to the amount of money Obama has wasted on this election or hint that his problem of having too much money is akin to a “Man Accused of Tucking 6 Lobsters into His Pants.” (Associated Press, October 12, 2008.) Yeah, I took the high road. Insert a Miranda rights joke here and a mock quote from the arresting officer- “Sir, are those large marine crustaceans in your pocket or are you just happy to see me." The high road indeed.

Junk mail: Last week was junk mail week. THat is all I have- nothing clever to say on that. Everyone has read about one candidate being the proven choice and another being compared to a fox guarding a hen house. Jeez. Many of the flyers address how so and so voted on particular bills. A radio show sidekick mentioned that some candidates can get labeled as against energy independence because they keep voting against bills which have energy measures attached to them. When in fact, had the energy proposal appeared by itself it likely would have passed, that is, if it had not been repeatedly attached to any of a variety of economically debilitating bills which also would have allowed for taxpayer-funded stadiums, discriminated against slugs with seasonal affective disorder by prohibiting them from sliming a city's sidewalks or allowed politicians to become lobbyists while still in office.

Our support: Consider for a moment that when we head to the polls on November 4th, 2008, we are the defenders of what is good and right, jurors in the cause of our descendants. Shouldn’t it be our soul’s aim to demand a more practicable solution to the problems in the government that are so widely acknowledged by the middle class that they do not need to be repeated? When we vote, we sit in judgement of the candidates before us, who I have deemed to be in some cases deliberately corrupt, unwittingly negligent or otherwise unqualified. It is left to us to put one of them in power or to cast a negative vote for none of the above. Shouldn’t we take heart in the freedom to be able to do what is best and to cast a vote on behalf of political skepticism, which maintains that there is a certain level of guilt, and a substantial level at that, among those who represent us for reasons I have spent about 18 months chronicling? As children, we would stop eating Brussels sprouts if they never tasted good to us, or be weary of our grandmother’s potato salad if it last tasted good to us when we were twelve- so why not resolve to do something more meaningful than to swear off foods that are grievously displeasing- namely discontinuing the de facto support of a two party system that is not working? We are under no obligation to spare one party’s feelings over the other, even should that cook/politician come to our door and ask for our vote/inquire as to whether we liked the dish they decided to serve us- never minding that they perhaps had done a terrible job serving us for two, four, six, or thirty years.

Step one- Hamilton: Alexander Hamilton was one of John Adam’s contemporaries- the two seem to have had much in common, though liking each other was not one of them. It appears, if the representation of Adams’ character in the HBO miniseries is to be believed as historically accurate, that Adams was not the most well-liked politician or ever a father of the year candidate. Alexander Hamilton, who as we know, was killed in 1804 in a duel with the sitting vice president- Aaron Burr, wrote in the 65th Federalist Paper, about the requesting that the same man not be held accountable by the same type of trial nor the same judges for his offenses. He was concerned that juries would be too much inclined to follow the lead of prominent and otherwise capable judges, and base their collective decision on his findings rather than on theirs. Hamilton writes: “Who would be willing to stake his life and his estate upon the verdict of a jury, acting under the auspices of Judges, who had predetermined his guilt?"

Step two- voter judgment: I take another step in pondering this quotation, as we have by and large only determined our collective candidates are guilty after consulting the distributed facts and our own consciences. I consider that a jury member is a voter and the matter to be judged is the relative fitness of any candidate for elected office. This candidate may be a seasoned veteran or a wily newcomer; his record is cloaked in subterfuge or has been wholly inadequate; this man or woman may be vindictive and negative or pretend to offer us good things that we desire (and here people may discontinue pretending that the only two candidates I have in mind are those running to fill the seat in the oval office). These people running for office are good at deflecting blame, and of speaking in half-truths, who accentuate only the portion of their record that smells like roses, while dismissing that which looks like a moose with a staph infection that has been hit by a semi- who was all for term limits until it is their term in office which is to be limited- in short a set of hypocrites we wouldn’t have our worst enemy befriend. I turn Mr. Hamilton’s quote inside out and ask- are we to trust the judgement of a set of candidates- senators, legislators, councilmen, presidents-to-be, who have predetermined their own innocence and continually subject our needs to their political impotence?

I would rather keep no renter's insurance and room with a narcoleptic red panda that likes to smoke in bed than vote for any candidate from the two major parties.

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* I don’t know how accurate that amount is. I had found that back in parts 19-21 (concerning campaign finance), but specifically in part 19, that of the original 15 candidates who began running for president at some point in 2007 had amassed war chests that combined for almost $466 million, and that was in early February of 2008.

** Another amusing side note. In the movie, part of the story centers around Brewster deciding to run for mayor of the city of New York and “throws most of his money at a protest campaign urging a vote for "None of the Above." (courtesy of Wikipedia). If only I had $30 million to spare, I could be among those in life who have imitated art.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Middle Class Part 37: Issues Article 10; Food Prices, Oil and Gas Prices, Oil Speculation and Litigious Society

And through time- no beaver has ever had an issue trying to pass the occasional woodchip through their digestive tract . . . oh, you're back. I was just informally explaining to someone, via an analogy, how difficult it is for us Independents to swallow the load of bull we hear from the candidates feeding us their wretchedly consistent rhetoric during completely useless debates. (Note: I thought about going with consistently wretched rhetoric, but what is the difference.)

My MO: Again, I have some prefatory material to include prior to continuing with the subtopic of economic issues which are affecting the overall future stability of the middle class. Anyone blindly following the herd who is comforted by the insistence their candidate seems to be showing for the needs of the middle class is no Willy Loman. "Attention must be paid" said Willy and it must be paid to the middle class to be sure. The title of the play that features that quoted line is called "Death of a Salesman", written by Arthur Miller. The salesmen are the political candidates who at this point have been trying to sell us on what is wrong with our country without telling us how they will fix it. The candidates are tired after a lifetime of "service" and do not have the energy they suppose. Many of those whom the candidates appeal to, the customer/voter sight either a lack of need for the products being sold or the funds with which to pay for those products. Sound familiar? The reference to death is only made metaphorically in the sense that given how long most of them have been campaigning, and given how little they've actually resolved through their bickering and lamentations, they ought to be downright suicidal by now. However, though we complain about the lack of useful resolutions they have revealed, we would still offer them a commission (our vote), though the products they hock we suspect will be of little benefit to us; we pity their efforts and reward them despite our disaffectedness with the way in which they do business. Most of this jives with the general storyline of that fabulous play. You may have to take my word for it should you decide not to read it. I could go on with the metaphor . . . but I am sure you would take my word for that as well.

Vice-presidential debate: The media are discussing who won and who lost the Biden v Palin debate last week. This is like declaring a victor, by smell, of a race between a skunk and a possum, with their expectation being to simply cross a road unencumbered with the passage of vehicles. What they don’t know is that a vehicle has been sent to challenge their way, it hits them and we, as voters, are left to judge which of them stinks less. Who won- are you kidding me? Biden was too busy placating Palin, having obviously been coached to treat her with kid gloves, or suffer a fate similar to that of Al Gore eight years ago, of being considered a pompous ass, whose brain synapses on political matters are firing at much higher rates than his adversary's. For Biden, this was a wise move, for one should never discount the well-known factor of voter pity which can be used to sway one’s vote. Both Biden and Palin spent about 90 minutes avoiding questions asked by the moderator, who let them get away without answering them.

“On point”: When asked a question about health care, education or whether she was pro labotomoy for certain members of the mentally unstable caribou population, Palin mentioned how strong her state was on the issue of energy. I was listening to one of the enemies (i.e. republicans or democrats) just the other day. The preeminent blow-hard, Rush Limbaugh said that Palin kicked Biden’s behind. This is a man that mixes the kool-aid that his unconscionably loyal listeners drink. I should know, I am related to some of them. Limbaugh mentioned that Palin was “on point.” My jaw is still in its dropped position. If Palin was on point during that debate, I expect I will find green bananas hanging from the trees when I head to the apple orchard this fall. Mr. Echo Narcissist Limbaugh sir- if Palin was on topic then a drunk man named Barney in his Tuesday night VFW competitive dart league shall consider that he hit the bulls-eye if his dart lodges itself in the gunt of the waitress at the Applebees across the street. That is why I listen to Limbaugh once every two months for about fifteen minutes- I need to keep track of him. The good folks in the helicopter representing the Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom used to perform the very same task when they bore down on a herd of caribou, shot a net at one and affixed a tag to one of its ears. The zoologists had to make sure the caribou wasn’t up to no good, or decided to monitor its mating habits, its seasonal migrations, its overall health, its suspected ties to the mafia etc., who can know for sure. We need to keep tabs on our lunatics, especially those wild animals, who can fool a large percentage of the population into thinking they are sane.

Comfortable with a broadcast: Knowing Limbaugh is still broadcasting comforts me in the same way as a pasty pressed firmly atop the nipple it was designed to conceal assures the stripper at least some comfort in dignity. All men immediately consider the glass is half full when the mention of a naked breast is made. Imagine this men- the boob has stretch marks, pimples and hangs down like the pendulum on a grandfather clock. I hate to break it to you, but not all lesbians are attractive, and not all boobs are firm, responsive and perky. Keep in mind- Limbaugh could be doing all kinds of distasteful things besides feeding millions of conservatives their diseased political sustenance- like, ahhh, running for office for instance. So, the pasty and the truth of hearing Limbaugh’s forked-tongued intonations is reassuring. Unfortunately, neither can cover up the whole boob. On a side note, the Bubonic plague is a flea-borne infection which enters the skin and travels through the lymphatics, killing 50% of the infected within 4-7 days and has nothing to do with an insatiable number of bionic mammaries. Ps. a boob-onic plague is when Rush Limbaugh thinks of speaking and is able to convince people of something so ludicrous even a dust particle would be wise enough to dismiss.

I Robot: Limbaugh wasn’t the only conservative to award some debate trophy to Palin. And maybe for good reason, as most of the “drive-by media” as Limbaugh calls them, supposedly awarded the laurel of victory to Biden. So, again, we have a complete lack of objectivity. Each party’s patrons, voters, pundits, experts and blow-hards demonstratively give the reward to their candidate who was unable to earn the prize by the sidestepping manner in which they string their words together. They're more hopeful that their prize-fighter will win than I was when I came to the first day of eight grade with high-top tennis shoes that were a year out of style. In robotic fashion, each candidate chose to avoid answering the questions most Americans want answered. We know what the problems in this country are and candidates of all political persuasions- we also know that you know. What we don’t know is how you are going to attempt to resolve them. Even ignorant people grow tired of being told things they already know and will not excuse you for having done so repeatedly. An Independent, who expresses his interest in digging the foundation of liberty while others grumble, doubting that the ribbon-cutting ceremony of a legitimized third party will ever come to fruition, is merry in his work and sleeps well knowing he is on the right side. He has found the third dimension, with flaws of its own, but at least there is no devil here with which I must shake hands. So folks, keep mindlessly voting for those democrats and republicans in robotic fashion, for you are nothing, really nothing, if not consistent. If it is true that “Experience is the parent of wisdom” as Alexander Hamilton writes in the Federalist #72, about the vanity, avarice and ambition of men seeking power from political office then disappointment is the child of consistency as I consider the voting preference nature of those who appreciate their own fortitude in not being swayed by any cause excepting that on which they were weaned. If you suspected I was going to tie the words contained in this paragraph to the first two, which is the title of a Will Smith movie of the same name- well, I don’t have the space for that; hopefully hinting at the not dissimilar events of the movie and the nature of voting for candidates contesting for political offices will be acceptable.

Pardon the Interruption: That introductory phrase for this paragraph serves two purposes. Firstly, I gather that any readers that might initially have found their way to my work, hate the uneven flow and erratic nature of my words by continually referring them to other segments of this overall topic- or maybe it is just the length, and; secondly, this is a reference to a sports-based talk-show, which airs at 4:30 p.m. central time each weekday on ESPN. The show features two sports reporters engaging in a menu-directed series of current sports topics listed down the right side of the television screen. At the end of thirty minutes of discussion, a hipster dufus comes on to inform the two friendly combatants who have debated the sports events of the recent past, and those which will take place in the near future, of the assertions they got wrong. The fact guy will tell them that Babe Ruth never had more than 205 hits in his career or that Joe Montana never threw more than 31 touchdown passes as a way to correct the stats and facts they got wrong- in a way- to hold them accountable for what they got wrong. This is what we need after the presidential debate is over. Case in point- Biden mentioned that the country is in the economic despair it is in because of the failed “ ‘economic policies of the last eight years’ that led to ‘excessive deregulation.’ ” When in fact, according to factcheck.org, “Biden voted for 1999 deregulation that liberal groups are blaming for part of the financial crisis today.” Palin mentioned that Obama voted 94 times “ ‘to increase taxes or not support a tax reduction.’ ” Actually, factcheck.org found that “23 of the votes were for measures that would have produced no tax increase at all, seven were in favor of measures that would have lowered taxes for many, 11 would have increased taxes on only those making more than $1 million a year.” Why are we even paying any attention to the debates if they cannot get even half of their assertions right? I stand by my record as a blogger- 67% of the animal references I’ve made have been completely contrived. For those where I’ve thrown a bereaved beaver under the bus (not literally of course), they had it coming. The beavers have too often consumed the windfall profits of mortgage-backed securities. Aside from this, the beaver has twelve times voted for anti-birch tree legislation in the oversized rodent parliament due to their inability to successfully pass white bark chips through their digestive track.* (See the article- “Facts Go Adrift on Taxes, Energy in VP Debate” Associated Press, October 2, 2008.)

I have included the sub-topic of our litigious society at the end of this post, though it is not an economic issue, but one that I thought would fit just as well here as anywhere else. If we struggle paying for gas, credit card add-on fees, airline tickets, and food, should we really be forced to pay for someone suing the cat they stuffed at the taxidermist for loss of affection?
About that other economic stuff which is currently causing middle class financial problems—I warned you:


FOOD PRICES

1) The story: “U.N.: 50 Percent More Food Needed by 2030”; MSNBC News Service, June 3, 2008.

The quotes: “Food prices have been skyrocketing worldwide due to high oil prices, changing diets, urbanization, expanding populations, flawed trade policies, extreme weather, growth in biofuels production and speculation. They have sparked riots and protests from Africa to Asia and raised fears that millions more will suffer from malnutrition.”

Comments: I figured I would give a big picture overview of the world’s food concerns prior to whining about the fact that eggs cost 25 cents more than they did a year ago. Also, it is good to be mindful of what might be in store for us if we continue to allow unchecked millions into the country. One gentleman, I may or may not have commented on before, (the president of the Future of Freedom Foundation), who from time to time I respond to after I have been included in an email invitation to some summit in Virginia, continues to justify that we can accept millions more into our country as we have the square mileage in the U.S.A. to physically accommodate them. My good sir, what would be one reason that Asia and Africa might be suffering from a lack of food and other natural resources, let us say- oh . . . water for example? Might it be because of overpopulation? Do you think that the numbers game will never affect America’s food or water supply? And, if America’s food supply were somehow compromised or diminished, as it would be in a case of overpopulation, how would any other world leader be able to step up to the plate to assist those nations in Africa and Asia with their shortage? Sometimes, it pays to think about the future. Maybe we should get a group of musicians together to record a song that’s proceeds will go to a couple dozen of the less fortunate ala "We are the World". Yeah, I’m just being fesicous. I don’t think we have the talent on hand to complete this task; after all, there are only three Jonas brothers.

2) The story: “Food Banks Face Rising Costs, Growing Need”; Associated Press, May 26, 2008.

The quotes: “April saw the biggest jump in food prices in 18 years, according to the Labor Department. At the same time, workers’ average weekly earnings, adjusted for inflation, dropped for the seventh straight month.” The Emergency Food Assistance Program (TRFAP) conducted a survey “of 180 food banks in late April and early May found that 99 percent have seen an increase in the number of clients served within the last year.”

Comments: That sounds like trickle-down-economics to me . . . trickle-way-down-economics. If we cannot get a handle on food prices which has obviously begun to affect the middle class’ ability to go to Culvers more than twice a month, this is obviously going to affect how much surplus food the middle class can afford to give food shelves, the boy scouts that come to the door for canned goods or the amount of stale bread they can offer to feed the crows with an anxiety disorder in the back yard. Or, are we still looking at these necessary cost/economic issues in a vacuum? “The donor governments promised to spend 0.7% of GNI [Gross National Income] on ODA (Official Development Assistance)” but my secondary source (do a Google search for U.S. and foreign aid assistance- find- http://www.globalissues.org/article/35/us-and-foreign-aid-assistance ), indicates this is $100 billion below expectations. It seems as if even the U.S. is not giving what they had promised. To McCain’s point about our continually giving money to foreign countries that despise us, during the first presidential debate on September 26, 2008, maybe we should stop? Of course, if Obama is right about Iraq having a $79 billion surplus and the U.S. having significant debt because of Iraq, (and who could doubt this) maybe we should exhume some of this buried Iraqi surplus to minimize some of our debt. This makes too much sense- like giving a sobriety test to an airline pilot. By the way, if you want to take a look at pork-barrel/earmark spending, which reminds me of something a bargain shopper at a Famous Dave’s would do, key- “CAGW” into a Google search and pour yourself an adult beverage. I will be including this information in my government waste chapter [about CAGW, not about the pork barrel] when I self-publish and may decide to include it in every chapter until I mercifully conclude with this overall topic.

3) The source: “Costlier Food and Energy Ignite Price Jump”; Reuters.com, August 14, 2008.

The quotes: “Consumer prices rose at twice the rate expected in July to post the fastest rate of year-over-year growth in 17-1/2 years . . . The Labor Department said the Consumer Price Index . . . rose 0.8 percent in July [2008] after a 1.1 percent jump in June . . . Energy prices rose 4 percent in July after a 6.6 percent June gain” and were up 29.3% over the last year.

Comments: The article balances the actual gain against the forecasted/expected gain. The latter means nothing. I expect to buy a pair of casual shoes that won’t give me a blister on my heel, squeak the second day that I wear them, smell like industrialized rubber and for the merchandise return lady to believe me when I say they haven’t been worn. It is supposed that the department store won’t take them back if you are unable to lie with confidence- so that is what a political candidate feels like. See, it is hard to find out a pair of shoes won’t work out just by looking at them. I look at the cost of living raises many Americans receive and can tell they won’t fit the economy we’re living in.

4) The story: “Congress Pass Farm Bill, Defying Bush”; Associated Press, May 15, 2008.

The quotes: “Bush threatened to veto the $290 billion bill, saying it is fiscally irresponsible and too generous to wealthy corporate farmers in a time of record crop prices.” The existing law had “no income limit for farmers receiving subsidies.” The new bill would provide a cap on windfall profits- how un-American.

Comments: Many of the things included in the bill the president had threatened to veto, which passed, seemed relevant to the topic at hand. However, the bill also included “tax breaks for Kentucky racehorse owners and additional aid for salmon fishermen in the Pacific Northwest.” I am not an expert in the ways of the federal government, or why the president would not have been given line-item veto powers by now, but couldn’t we give him that power to remove subsidies (like the salmon stipend or $4.75 million to study the veins left on the inside of robin eggs once they’ve hatched)? I made that robin egg thing up; it is getting hard to tell isn't it? A man was charged with battery for farting near a cop last week (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26877682/. You cannot make this stuff up . . . ok, so you can, but it is much more fun when the type of stuff you normally have to make up is true. With line-item veto power, the president might be as relevant in getting a bill passed as say- a governor, who actually has line-item veto power and when he runs for president brags about having acted as a president would by being in charge of the state militia, balancing a budget, single-handedly rescuing all the cats from tree limbs twelve feet from the ground, etc. Romney and Huckabee used that old tactic (of bragging about their executive experience—as governors) to no good end- as they were both trounced by McCain. Yeah, governors, you're the head of a corporation-we're happy for you.

This bill’s major purpose was to logically rescue non-corporate farmers? Let me get this straight- the president eagerly signed the bill which allocated $162 billion to fund the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, but threatens to veto a bill that would assist American farmers while guarding against providing subsidies to farmers that are raking it in? I am just checking- there are still only about 3 months between the first week of October and the third week in January right?*****

5) The source: “Pony-Size Pig Holds Woman Captive, Sent to Stud”; Reuters, September 24, 2008.

The quotes: It appears that the pig, which goes by the name of Bruce, kept the 63-year-old woman from New South Wales State captive “with aggressive demands to be fed, even headbutting her bedroom door at night.”

Comments: Apparently this pig would be a better match for a sexually aggressive elephant seal, as it has confusedly mistaken the woman for a meal/sexual partner. By the way, it is pure speculation that the swine is under the protection of the Welsh semi-domesticated pig stipulation added as a rider to the farm bill referenced above. The cost of that arrangement- $1.6 billion. Also of note, there is such a place as a piggery. No joke- just wanted to mention the part about the piggery.

Another summary: Ok, so are we in agreement that food is more expensive these days? And can we agree that food is one of the most necessary of costs? Has it not been proven that food is more expensive than it was fifteen months ago? Has it not been proven that the people with the intention of both buying and eating food are making less in salary when compared against inflation- though a conservative can brag about how productive we are as a nation, cannot he see how hungry we may become as individuals? Might the middle class be less likely to donate food or money to those people who are even less fortunate than they are? Won’t that impact the poor and compel the politicians to rescue them? Wouldn’t this raise everyone’s taxes? For surely if we cannot curb wasteful earmark spending or regulate the business dealings of financial industry giants, by limiting CEO buyout packages, resolving welfare waste or cutback on military spending that is exactly what will happen. Again I ask, after having watched the first presidential debate, where both candidates revealed how good they are at rhetorical dodge-ball, by refusing to answer the marginally tough questions Jim Lehrer asked, how can you vote for either of them with a clear conscience? They both roll out an impressive litany of dollar amounts, percentages and fractions with rarely a proposed resolution in sight. My good presidential candidates, we know what the problems are; we know you know what the problems are and we do not need you to preface your complete inadequacy with a summation of them prior to not answering the moderator’s question each time you open your yap; in a debate that lasted about 100 minutes, you barely touched upon how you would fix the problems as they are currently constituted. Meanwhile, the media is concerned about who looked better, that there was not a defining moment during the debate and who won the debate, while completely ignoring the fact that we lost it. We lose anytime a candidate is not made to answer the question before he is elected to office, just as we answer for the questionable nature of their conduct once in office.

AIRLINE FUEL PRICES


The source: “Travelers Should Prepare for Unfriendly Skies”; Associated Press, April 22, 2008.

The quotes: “Not only did United post a $537 million first-quarter loss and announce cutbacks accordingly, crude oil surged near the once-unthinkable $120 a barrel mark and Delta Air Lines Inc. CEO Richard Anderson said domestic carriers would need to raise fares by 15 percent to 20 percent just to break even.”

Comments: I will continue to contend that a middle class citizen that continues to work 40 or more hours a week and responsibly attends to their credit and financial situation has every right to expect to be able to afford the very occasional family trip to the Grand Canyon or an airline flight to DisneyWorld. Our parents and grandparents worked to put us in the position of enjoying some of the things life has to offer while we continue to work for them. As long as we responsibly handle our income, we damn well have the right to expect that our cost-of-living increases not simply go towards gas, heating oil, groceries, the family automobile repairs, daycare, city youth athletic programs, college tuition, air conditioning service repairmen and the bribing of bunnies to leave our lattice fence alone.
Note: I have read a column and editorial or two which claims that Southwest Airlines coming to the Minneapolis/St. Paul area will lower the prices charged by other airlines as they will seek to keep flight charges low. We'll see.
CREDIT CARD REFORM

The source: “Credit Card Reforms are Long Overdue”; Star Tribune editorial, July 27, 2008.

The quotes: “Since 2000, the amount of credit card debt carried by the average household has risen 15 percent to about $8,500. Universal default- “allows card companies to raise interest rates if you paid your bill on time but were late with a different firm.” There are also “billing practices designed to increase late fees and so-called double-cycle billings that allowed card companies to charge interest on something that was paid off.”

Comments: Ah, the free-market. Sound more like a fee market to me and certainly not as reputable as a flea market. Yes, the word is that congress was looking into these practices. And so all money will be returned to the sucker who did not think to complain about these practices? Does every conservative get a piece of the financial boondoggles (housing markets, big business, credit card companies) allowed by the federal government and that is the reason they continue to justify that most popular of everyone for himself mantras “too bad for you.” Rhetorical question. Next they will tell me they have never complained about having been overcharged by an ermine that specializes in felching. That’s the free-market. One more question- has George Will subtracted the amount of debt, for which the middle class is in arrears, due to these nonsensical charges, from the amount he maintains the middle class is in debt? (See part 36, the “George Will and borrow and spend” paragraph.)

Hell-ya-elujia: A blog/article that falls under the heading: “Credit Card Reform Act of 2008–Congress to the Rescue” (http://www.doughroller.net/credit-cards/credit-card-reform-act-of-2008-congress-to-the-rescue/) contains these lines- “ . . . there is a simple solution to this problem [of excessive credit card debt]–consumers can either use the credit they have responsibly or not get a credit card in the first place. [Hallelujia] Are there circumstances truly outside a consumer’s control that causes them to pay a credit card bill late? Probably. But do we need federal legislation to tackle that problem?” Hell yes! Should we as citizens suppose that for every enacted law which protects us from predatory lenders, the federal government or other citizens should be balanced with a law that cancels out those same protections? All laws pertaining to individual liberty ought to make sense; there shouldn’t be some freedom balance sheet where we should expect to be hung out to dry just as often as we are protected. I am afraid our expectations have been illogically managed by the governments that were designed to echo the collective voice of the people, not to silence it. Far more laws ought to be written which affirm our freedoms than deny them. (For more information on such a bill, see- http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSTRE48MA2P20080923 “House Passes Credit Card Reform Bill.” Reuters, September 23, 2008. With the Bail Out bill a priority, a credit card reform bill is not going to gain much attention. That is unfortunate. Slightly more unfortunate than when your two-year-old is happily consuming flecks of Play-Dough after stern warnings to discontinue this practice. If only the credit card companies were better listeners.


GAS AND OIL PRICES

1) The source: “Ike Still Affecting Cost of Gas as it Jumps Again”; Associated Press, September 14, 2008. Man those AP people are busy.

The quotes: “Pump prices jumped above $5 per gallon in some parts of the country Sunday as Hurricane Ike, which caused less destruction than feared, left refineries and pipelines idled and destroyed at least 10 offshore platforms in the Gulf of Mexico. Far beyond areas struck directly by high winds and flooding, Ike left behind it a bizarre pattern of prices at gas pumps, with disparities of as much as $1 a gallon in some states, and even on some blocks.”

Comments: Build more refineries and space them out across the country. There is enough open space, I am told, by that Future of Freedom Foundation guy, that there is ample land in this country for each immigrant to have a couple acres all to himself, so there is likely enough space for several hundred refineries to be constructed at distances where a mass of them would not be compromised even in a series of natural disasters. Again, on “Lost” I learned that you don’t put all of your fresh water in one location in case a wild polar bear, an unidentified jungle monster or some Tailies decide to taint, steal or bathe in it. Kidding, not sure if this was ever suitably addressed on the show. I would have to rent all of season one in order to confirm this. I cannot afford that. I have the John Adams HBO special to watch and wait in hope for the immortal words of Abigail Adams- “All men would be tyrants if they could.” Huh, I wonder in which chapter of my most necessary, mostly unread blog column, those words might most pertinently appear. Word is that she said this after he insisted they do it in the hammock in the stables. Oh, I almost forgot- can we get an oversight committee to verify that 10 refineries were destroyed to an extent that rendered them unproductive so that the rise in gas prices might be justified? It took me three weeks to write this installment and in that time gas has come down considerably the closer we have gotten to election time. Now that the bailout bill has been signed which we know is going to cost the American taxpayer, because the politicians in the know, said so- is it possible that gas prices have come down because we're on the hook for the bailout? And making oil companies gaining windfall profits, justify the rise in gas prices is not a good idea?

2) The source: “A Few Speculators Dominate Vast Oil Market”; David Cho, Washington Post, August 20, 2008.

The quotes: “The discovery [of what percentage of oil contracts were held by an oil futures company by the Commodity Futures Trading Commission] revealed how an individual financial player had gained enormous sway over the oil market without the knowledge of regulators.”

Comments: If oil were a commodity on the open market for which trading had just begun, this type of oversight would have been acceptable. Behold the CFTC who should be institutionalized for stupidity- they make the Securities and Exchange Commission look like a 16-year-old, short bus riding fool who still wants to go to Chuck-E-Cheese for his birthday. Note, my contention is that the latter is only slightly more intelligent. Neither are bright enough to avoid ordering a pizza at the aforementioned establishment. Some infants have been known to drown in the pool of grease that sits within each curled up piece of pepperoni.

3) The source: “Let’s Shoot the Speculators!” Robert J. Samuelson, Newsweek, July 7/14, 2008, pg. 18.

The quotes: A table in the article shows that “. . . price increases for eight major commodities [rose] from 2002 to 2007. Oil rose 177 percent, corn 70 percent and copper 360 percent. . . Did ‘speculators’ really cause all these increases?” Samuelson writes that steel “rose 117 percent—and continued increasing in 2008—even though it’s not traded on commodities futures markets. A better explanation is basic supply and demand . . . When unexpectedly high demand strains existing production capacity, prices rise sharply as buyers scramble for scarce supplies.” (The italic emphasis is mine.)

Comments: For those of us not in the steel or copper, or zinc, lead, or nickel speculation business, this may not mean much to us. But, if the high demand of a commodity is expected, can we count on the price going down? I wonder what will become of futures prices, in twenty years, on commodities that either are or are not traded given the skyrocketing world and United States population increases- say water or food (corn, grain, wheat, beef, etc.) for example. With a world population expected to reach 9 billion by 2042 . . . is there futures speculation on when the next plague might hit, excepting that it hits America every four years? Samuelson’s over-arching point is that the politicians that aim the blame at the speculators are off their mark, that it is rather the “physical scarcities” at work in a supply and demand economy and not the need for more regulation that is the main problem. I don’t know about you but, while I believe Samuelson to an extent, maybe it is best if we have someone look at those regulations too. I expect we'll still be eating food in the future . . .

4) The source: “The United States Doesn’t Have Any Oil”; This is a map of the U.S. with color gradations revealing how much oil experts expect is buried beneath the ground.

The quotes: A graph shows that the U.S. produced over 8 million barrels of oil each day in 2006, though our consumption was more than 20 million barrels a day. In Alaska’s north slope it is thought that as much as 25 billion barrels of oil is waiting to be discovered. Or perhaps it is cowering in the darkness without the eager hope of being found by us numbskulls.

Comments: Well, I certainly wouldn’t promote the drilling in environmentally sensitive areas using the republican national convention mantra- “drill baby drill” but it is clear that we need to start tapping some of this reserve to stem the price of gas. Perhaps after the election, oil might again hit well over $100 a barrel. Again, the finest solution is contained in the middle- drilling in carefully selected areas, while continuing the search for renewable and alternative fuel sources. There is an old adage, applicable here as elsewhere, not quite as interesting as the one about experience and reason I wrote about above- but maybe we should not put all of our eggs in one basket. It is unfortunate that Dr. Emmett Brown’s method of fueling the De Lorean at the end of Back to the Future, by using a banana peel and other waste is not possible.

5) The source: “Cost of Gas Rises to Record, and Could Go Higher”; Reuters, March 9, 2008.

The quotes: “ ‘The price increase [to $3.20 a gallon] was entirely due to the higher costs of crude oil.’ ”

Comments: $3.20 a gallon? This is about where the price is now. (See how long ago I initially wrote this- I saw gas for $2.76 yesterday.) What a bargain. Of course we’ve been conditioned to think so. I will reiterate, gas has long been a commodity that has come relatively cheap as compared to how much we pay for bottled water per gallon for instance. What is preposterous is that the price of gas can fluctuate so much. If a hurricane is expected to hit Texas or Florida, the price per gallon rises 50 cents; if a tsunami hits Singapore the price goes up 60 cents; if a jumping spider farts in Boulder Colorado, the price might go up 12.9 cents. It is clear we need to start drilling in different parts of the country and in order to protect our investment, we need to build refineries in various locales as well. All of this while investing more money in alternative energy and fuel sources by taxing oil companies on windfall profits. If this is Unconstitutional, then with all due respect to the framers, Madison and Hamilton among them, we are going to need to update that document. Yes, I understand that there are stipulations that require each oil company to invest millions of dollars in searching for alternative fuels, but that just isn’t enough. Oh, when will a couple of the presidential candidates request a “gas tax holiday” to rescue us from the onslaught of higher gas prices? Yes, I am mocking the McCain and Clinton proposals that would have done very little to assist most Americans economically- http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24120727- “McCain Calls for a Summer ‘Gas-Tax Holiday’ ” Associated Press, April 15, 2008. It is now early October, the summer long since over. I don’t know that my being able to afford to drive to Wisconsin Dells this summer would have turned me into a sheep.

6) The source: “Siphoning off Corn to Fuel Our Cars”; Steven Mufson, Washington Post, April 30, 2008.

The quotes: “Instead of sending his corn to a barge company to be shipped down the Mississippi River for expert [a farmer] now loads it into an open truck and sends it two miles up the gravel road to a hulking new ethanol distillery that he can see from his field.” The plant pays him more than twice as much as before. Unfortunately, “Not everyone thinks it’s fantastic. People who use corn to feed cattle, hogs and chickens are being squeezed by high corn prices.” Those prices are being passed onto consumers- “The wholesale price of eggs in the first quarter [of 2008] soared 40 percent from a year earlier . . . retail prices of countless food items, from cereal to sodas to salad dressing, are being nudged upward by more expensive ingredients such as corn syrup and cornstarch . . . Across the country, ethanol plants are swallowing more and more of the nation’s corn crop and a “costly link is forged between food and oil.”

Comments: I am not sure, is this an expected increase in demand? Is supply that low, or might the government want to stop paying millions of dollars to farmers for not planting corn on their fields? Yes, yes, I get all about how you do not wear out the land so that it is fertile enough after a rest to produce high quality crops. Is someone looking into how many hundreds of thousands of acres which could be planted on in order to reduce the cost of food not used for fuel? We know how effectively the oversight committee on banking and lending was while monitoring the sub prime mortgage fiasco. Really, the government and all of its potential subsidiary agencies have a worse reaction time for handling potential market influences than the Bill Gates Microsoft/PC magnates who took, what, two years to respond to the Mac campaign ads, long after their market share had been significantly reduced. Helloooo government, I thought I would let you know that the cold war is over and that terrorists flew two commercial airliners into the World Trade Center over seven years ago- in case you didn’t know. I feel so subversive.

7) The source: “Congress Hits Big Oil on Renewable Energy”; CBS/Associated Press, April 1, 2008.

The quotes: “Top executives of the five biggest U.S. oil companies were pressed Tuesday to explain the soaring fuel prices amid huge industry profits and why they were not investing more to develop renewable energy sources such as wind and solar power.”

Comments: Top executives from the five major oil companies- Exxon Mobil, Shell, BP America, Conoco-Phillips and Chevron earned a combined $123 billion in 2007, argued that their profits “were in line with other industries.” That is a bit like being caught stealing a 52-inch Sony Bravia high definition television from Best Buy and excusing it by telling an employee that if he turned around he would see another guy stealing a high performance Sony Vaio computer. The oil executives said they have already spent “more than $3.5 billion over the last five years—on renewable fuels.” The headline of the article is misleading. The oil industry executives seem to have been able to take evasive action and congress has never really seemed to hit as often as it has slapped the hand that has fed them- if you were to consider campaign finance donations made to political candidates by oil companies. And, and, if we are unable to make any headway into the price of oil per barrel and thus the price of gas per gallon, by throwing billions of dollars at research of alternative energy options, perhaps we should solve another of the nation’s problems- like social security, welfare, the national debt, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan or the financial bailout. If we are to have our taxes raised for any and all of the aforementioned, perhaps in order to save us from something, we ought to better direct the taxes and financial imposition on the oil industries to more solvable problems. It doesn’t matter to me whether the government sees fit to allow an oil industry to take $5 from me at the gas station or $5 from my paycheck to fund the bailout. What I mind is that they take $10 total, $5 for each. I've tried, but I can't wipe two snotty noses at once. For those with multiple kids, and cold season about to arrive, this metaphor should really hit home.

Note: If the government is going to continue to take $10, then American oil companies damn well better, as an industrialized country, be able to cut the emissions blamed for rising temperatures by the expected 25 to 40 percent by 2020- According to the article “Gas Cut Targets ‘Too Ambitious’?” Associated Press, December 12, 2007. For it is clear that increased carbon emissions which it seems is contributing to global warming is the cause of this- “ ‘Bra Bandit’ Strikes again in Southwest Florida” Associated Press, October 6, 2008.


Litigious Society

Nice pants- (Litigious society): Everyone knows of the fast food patron who sued McDonald’s due to the coffee and its scalding heat. Everyone thinks- coffee is hot- buyer beware. In Nader’s book, “The Good Fight” he writes that the person bringing the suit against Mcdonald’s had a formidable case. But are all cases so ridiculously justifiable? A D.C. man, Roy Pearson, brought a lawsuit against a couple who run a dry-cleaning business. Pearson claims the “satisfaction guaranteed” promise was not delivered upon, to the tune of $54 million. Can’t we hire a grey-haired ponie-tailed, AC-DC T-shirt wearing, meth-addicted homeless man off the street to determine the illegitimacy of a case like that? Any chance this probable toothless man will agree to play second base so that a guy like me who had surgery on his face two years ago can enjoy his retirement from softball? Inside joke. What is worse, and not a joke, the man bringing the suit was an administrative law judge. How much taxpayer money was lost to public defenders, court filing fees, judges having to brief themselves on the potential merits of the case? See Henri E. Cauvin’s Washington Post article from June 26, 2007- “Court Rules for Cleaners in $54 Million Pants Suit.” (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/06/25/AR2007062500443.html) Cauvin writes that the man who filed suit will need “to pay the court costs—likely to be a few thousand dollars” for the couple against whom he filed suit. The presiding judge was considering “making Pearson pay the couple’s attorneys’ fees arising from the two-year legal battle. With the legal costs likely to exceed $100,000.” The presiding judge was considering that- Considering? Jesus. The presiding judge delivered the verdict in a 23 page ruling. Normally, that amount of useless verbiage is restricted to under-hyped blog columnists who are seeking to spotlight economic class deficiencies. Pearson was fired from his job for this fiasco.

Pants suit: Pearson, the former administrative law judge is suing the city for $1 million because he claims “he's also a celebrated whistle blower. His suit against the city asks that his job be reinstated because Pearson was actually in the midst of blowing the lid off corruption in the District's administrative law courts, when, of course, he was sacked. The city used the news coverage of the pants suit--the fact that, as Pearson puts it in his suit, he was ‘vilified in the media for exercising his constitutional right to file and prosecute a consumer lawsuit.’—as the excuse to shove him out of his job, he argues.” And so how much more money will this cost the taxpayers to give this man the right to defend a ridiculous suit? There hasn’t been this much attention given to a pants suit since Hillary Clinton wore them to death on the campaign trail. This man’s complaint is 52 pages long- amateur. Source: “Pants Update: Pants Man Sues City” Marc Fisher, WashingtonPost.com, May 6, 2008.

Public cost: My concerns are not based on anecdotal evidence, are not apocraphal and beyond that aren’t based on me interpreting the language created by topless crickets after they have rubbed their legs together- their own legs, not each others- bleck! Anyone who desires to refute how much is lost to overly litigious citizens, even overly litigious illegal immigrants, can do a few simple Google searches which should assuage the self-righteous individual liberty folks. All citizens have the right to bring suit against former benefactors, neighbors who have punched them in the mouth, law enforcement for police brutality and George Lucas for his involvement with the latest Indiana Jones movie. Perhaps we should install a legitimacy clause in all suits brought through the legal system before they cost the taxypayers billions of dollars to defend the rights of complete nutbags. An immigrant-student with a 3.8 GPA sued the State of California because she was unable to pass a high school exit exam which asks potential graduates to “demonstrate a math proficiency at the 7th grade level and an English proficiency at the 10th grade level.” (WARNING- quoting a blogger here- the story “Immigrants Suing California Schools: An Extraordinary Sense of Entitlement.”) Nine other students were included in the suit. An Alameda County superior court judge ruled with the students, citing that “ ‘the record is replete’ with evidence of California's underfunded schools and said his decision applies to students statewide.” Due to a scarcity of resources and unqualified teachers, according to the judge and the students involved in the suit, someone who probably should not be here in the first place feels entitled to some form of monetary advantage not directed at truly needy people who have paid taxes in this country for fifty years. Perhaps the teachers are unqualified to teach even American students. I have taken college courses where the professer should have retired long ago, but I never thought of suing him because he didn’t properly teach me the nuances of Tennyson. I had no right as an American to sue him, just as no immigrant should sue a state due to improper resources they had a hand in determining- after all, I wouldn't be the least surprised if the student's parents had paid less in taxes than was needed. FYI, I should have sued the guy that made me read D. H. Lawrence.

My litigous society proposal: Develop a Litigation Oversight Board at the state court level that reviews the cases and dismisses those that are nonsensically aggressive. Yes, yes, yes, only in a dream world could this work. My solutions are too Platonic and I over-value the abilities, or even the existence of philosopher kings. It is clear that there are too many attorneys in this country finding work by panning for litigation fool’s gold among the rabble begging to make a quick buck. I am not insinuating that no immigrants have a case, as white people have beein suing over things for hundreds of years as inconsequential as who owns a pile of sheep manure and who was no party to giving an STD to a blow up doll. People have sued movie theaters for deceptive business practices for showing commercials at the stated movie start time, rather than the movie; students have sued 11 teachers for $6 million for having received failing grades because the student had more than the alloted number of excused absences = both frivolous. There is such a law protecting teachers from frivolous lawsuits called The Teacher Liability Protection Act. The point is that there are legal protections for teachers.

Grounded suits: This paragraph has nothing to do with Hilary Clinton's campaign manager's insistence that she ease up on the pants suit because of the unexpressed collective desire of Americans to see Hilary's calves. People have sued the tobacco and asbestos industries for having developed lung cancer or lung disease, respectively, due to exposure to the aforementioned toxic substances = not frivolous- the ripe banana on my kitchen countertop is bright enough to figure that out. Those two cases would go to trial with all the bells and whistles- judge, jury, court stenographer, liberal media ready to rail on the justice system at every turn. A case where a man sues mother nature for having allowed the wind to blow too strongly, costing his trees their leaves too early in the fall is a frivolous lawsuit, but I wouldn’t put it past some attorney to argue on the merits of the case because it was a really, really tall, shade providing oak tree. We should be saved the hardship of paying millions of dollars a year to enable unaccountable malcontents, whether they are American citizens or not, to file unmerited suits. Attorneys all over the country would balk at this proposal, saying that it is a Constitutional right to sue and that many of the fivilous lawsuits are never heard in court, that a judge dismisses them prior to that point. I am a complete novice in the ways of the law but that type of practicality is just what the legal system needs. I am requesting that there be a panel of objective judges to review cases before taxpayer funds are wasted.

Precedent: I know that attorneys love their precedent, it is the American attorney’s legal meat and potatoes. A republican congress and a democratic president (Clinton) enacted the “Prison Litigation Reform Act” in 1995- which strictly limits the ability of prisoners to bring actions after supposed less than adequate treatment. This is a legal protection for prisons and guards. This, to me, is a stifling of a prisoner’s first amendment rights, which I have been under no impression they must relinquish simply because they are prisoners. But the government put it in place for obvious reasons, in order to limit or quell frivolous lawsuits. I am not sure how my proposal is all that different, considering that my proposal protects people that have not been convicted of a crime and have not been accused of harshly treating those who have. Attorneys will still balk at the notion of outlawing frivolous lawsuits from even being filed because it protects big businesses, doctors, hospitals and hurts the freedoms of individual citizens. The other thing it does- it keeps ambulance-chasing attorneys from getting rich off of the imaginations and lunacy of citizens who have designed to cheat and steal from the legal system any of the esteem still owed to it at this point. What’s more- the legal profession has attempted to define what a frivolous suit actually is- ask any practicing attorney and they are sure to have their own working definition designed especially to confuse. The definition of the word “frivolous” is contained in Black’s Law Dictionary, the preeminint legal definitional tool. Contrarians to my proposal to limit frivolous lawsuits would state how difficult and subjective such lawsuits can be. Do you mean to tell me that a five member panel of legal justices who have the schooling, experience and precedent-appreciating mentality to peruse, research and qualify the legitimacy of potential lawsuit summations, in order to save taxpayers from wasting money on filings, attorney fees and litigation fees, etc., do not have the ability to determine what is frivolous when provided with a working definition in the biblical tome they most respect (Black’s Law Dictionary?) Nonsense! In twenty years, imagine how much we’ll be wasting on frivolous litigation. (Note I: the terms “Frivolous action” and “Frivolous appeal” are also defined. Note II: the words communication (basic), shakedown (informal/colloquial) and free services (archaic) are defined as well.)

Cost analysis: This is the second time I have run across this piece of information in my research- “According to [a] recent report completed by Tillinghast-Towers Perrin, each U.S. citizen pays $886 annually in his/her share of lawsuit costs, totaling $3,544 for a family of four. That's money that could be better spent on groceries, health care, clothing or recreation.” The other source mentioned that the $3,544 was due to frivolous lawsuits, while the second source makes no such claim. Well, to be fair and state the obvious, not all lawsuits are frivolous. I was unable to locate articles that reasonably calculated the total cost lost to taxpayers where frivolous suits were concerned. Perhaps we need to strike the fear of god into businesses and individuals who may wrong us, but wouldn’t the better way to accelerate toward that end be to ground the individuals who would ordinarily seek damages to which they have no right? One case I looked into- Western United Realty, Inc. v. Isaacs contained this reference- “Test for determining whether a claim or defense is groundless, thus authorizing an award of attorney fees, assumes that the proponent has a valid legal theory but can offer little or nothing in way of evidence to support the claim or defense.”

Frivolity defined: The closing sentence in the definition of the word “frivolous” in Black’s Law Dictionary is this- “Frivolous pleadings may be amended to proper form or ordered stricken, under federal and state Rules of Civil Procedure.” So, the formalness of established legal precedent seems firmly in place under already existing Rules of Civil Procedure.****** Anyone arguing that I am merely conjuring an unfamiliar practice in an effort to deprive the featherbrained from their thievish ways of exploiting the vulnerability of certain businesses and persons who, it would be found by a summary review conducted by qualified judges, are less at fault than the claimant contends, are more stubbornly foolish than a perch that headbuts an amorous muskie with a primary premature ejaculation condition. Keep in mind, if a doctor is sued and the claim is not initially detected as frivolous, their malpractice insurance premiums can rise, which will raise health care costs; frivolous lawsuits also delay other more rightful cases from being heard in due time and otherwise clog up the legal system. Is there not a law in place to protect doctors from frivolous lawsuits? If there are certain protections for doctors, teachers and prisons and by extension, prison guards, from what are, by definition, frivolous lawsuits, shouldn’t the taxpayers also be provided with the same protections?

Frivolous . . . “I know it when I see it”: The word “obscentiy” was famously and subjectively categorized in the following manner by Justice Potter Stewart: “I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced within that shorthand description [of obscene]; and perhaps I could never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But I know it when I see it, . . .” This approach, figuring on a proper definition of obscenity for the purposes of deciding who between two sides lies on the right side and who on the wrong, neither hurts nor benefits anyone as much as a similarly useful definition of the word frivolous might. Perhaps we should embolden judges all over the country to ponder the merits of just that workable application to the thousands of groundless cases brought against truly unwitting parties. For, should the defendant be truly culpable, wouldn’t we expect that a set of brilliant men and women who have been instructed to value the law as much as they say they have, hold up frivolous suits in the same manner that they uphold undeniably appropriate cases with just verdicts which match the sober facts?

Babel and rabble: The way our political candidates conduct themselves as judged by the number of mistruths they speak and the manner in which they treat their competitors in the political ads, (all forsaking the issues) leads me to believe that very few of the candidates have any class at all. I would find a class action suit against the monopoly of the government and the media’s role in that monopoly something more worthy of a suit than some of the other filings I have seen. The collection of Americans who are troubled by the lack of proposed resolutions discussed by the two leading candidates vying for the presidency is a more actionable legal pursuit than most might guess. Is there a way to file a lawsuit against all of the candidates on the grounds of- babble? They make promises they cannot and will not keep and this to me should be far more objectionable to the rabble (the voters), than when the feature presentation begins at the Cineplex (see above). I sit down to watch politicians debate, hoping for a cohesive plan outlined by relatively experienced leaders and somewhat silver-tongued policy makers and all I hear is fortune cookie style rhetoric. A haunting vision comes to my mind when I think, during this election season, of any major party politician who gathers the majority of the popular or the required number of electoral votes; remember the smirk O.J. Simpson had on his face after being found not guilty on the count of murder over 13 years ago? On the night of November 4, 2008, when the verdict on who our next set of representatives will be comes in, I imagine that Obama or McCain, or U.S. senators or house members, will have a similar look, revealing how surprised they are that they got away with something. I know that the Babylonians had a better chance of getting a god convicted on dialect, language and tower tampering charges than we have of seeing much in the way of a legitimate conviction of our political candidates. Until we wise up, I feel as if all major party candidates will see us as a bunch of cuckolded Nimrods. *******

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* There is no record of this- or of an oversized rodent governmental structure of any kind. On a related note- the dung beetle is the largest benefactor of subprime mortgages and mortgage-backed securities,** while being capable of rolling a ball of dung 50 times their own weight.*** It is mere coincidence that I would include some particulars on dung beetle talents in connection with the load of crap we heard out of Biden and Palin two weeks ago.****

** That actually is also not true.

*** This is true.

**** Or not.

***** In fact, it is Rule 11 of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure which requires an attorney to investigate a claimants suit with due diligence. But most of the capable attorneys are quite capable of massaging the language into making a claim sound legitimate enough to get a case healthily into the legal system. There are several other dizzying provisions at state and federal levels I could refer to which address the topic of frivolous lawsuits, so my request to batten the hatches of groundless suits will hardly sink the ship of logic. The Supreme Court even has the ability to monetarily penalize the losing party in a case if the Court deems that the losing party has filed an appeal “primarily for delay.” My friends- as John McCain might say- do you know how much money must have been spent on legal fees and litigation costs, at the taxpayer’s expense, for a case to go all the way to the Supreme Court for them to penalize the loser of such a case which was somehow cogent enough to go through trial, district and circuit courts and then onto the Supreme Court to finally penalize the plaintiff an amount that is not the least in line with how much the suit will have cost all the taxpayers? Neither do I- that is what scares me.

****** I am thinking specifically of January 20, 2009- a date that will likely be less meaningful to the sheep/voters than they think.

******* Nimrod, a Mesopotamian king of Babel, at the time the citizens attempted to build the tower that would have its top in the heavens. It is unclear whether Nimrod ordered the tower’s construction or whether he simply ruled at the time the tower’s construction began. That’s ok though, because if we keep voting because of some kind of political idolatry mandate, much like the most recognized biblical version of Nimrod, then we won’t really have accomplished anything either and we shall be known for generations to come, as being fairly poli-historically irrelevant.